"A crippled Irishman with a dream to be a samurai and the crew of a starship are Earth's last hope at stopping an alien invasion; unfortunately, they must wait for the signal to fight in a Chinese restaurant, where amusing antics take place."
"Some sentient hydrogen and several bison wish to become vampires; unfortunately, an army of 17-foot tall undead boars challenge them to a duel with their champion."
Nevermind, maybe I'll run them myself...