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Litany of the 1st Level Fighter

07/06/1993

Litany for the First Level Fighter: [impromptu]

With 6 hitpoints, a dented shield,
and 3 experience, you learn to yield.
With strength 16, and dex of 10,
You beg your DM to roll again.
A kobold here, a dark orc there,
Plenty of enemies, everywhere.
Your healer's exhausted, there's no more magic.
Ratweres surround you, your ending's tragic.
You bury your fighter at the end of the day,
And start at 10th level next time you play.


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Beautiful!

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