Bah Humbugs
"Why can't a wizard
be a sword master
when going by rules
of old D&D?
And why can't I have
a level twelve rogue
when everyone else
is just level three?"
Game Balance
Game Balance
That's the name of your pain,
Game Balance...
When the GM has to take a stance
Or never give you half a chance,
that's...
Game Balance.
"But hark," you now holler,
"What of the scholar,
Raised from the squalor
to become the King?
And surely the elf,
was worth more himself,
than the others in
that quest for the ring!"
Game Balance
Game Balance
That's the name of your pain,
Game Balance
For when others take your measure,
Points are worth more than any treasure,
because of....
Game Balance.
"What about fiction?
I have conviction
that the leader is
more points than the rest.
Were the muskateers'
points in some arrears,
or were they equal
at any fair test?"
Game Balance
Game Balance
That's the name of your pain,
Game Balance.
Make a good character and then dismay,
'Cause you can't play him anyway!
Why?
Game Balance.