It Slices! It Dices!

While on our way home from dinner tonight, we came across a sign that read, "Carpet Remnants," in a very evocative almost Persian-style font.

It got me to thinking... perhaps those carpets whose edges are always flipping up, and you simply can't keep straight...are made from flying carpet remnants.

(You know, I'm listening to "Magic Carpet Ride" right now as it is. That's a very funny coincidence.)