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Laugh At Me Later

I am not letting having children interfere with my gaming.

We'll see, of course, if I am to eat these yummy words.

Right now, we're still on hiatus because of the Any Time Now edge-of-our-seat(-is-beginning-to-hurt-bottom) situation, but that's more a matter of distance from doctors than anything else.

I think it's part of my whole "having/making" time conundrum, really. What better way to teach gaming manners than by starting young? "Always chew gaming munchies with your mouth closed."

Who says I can't breastfeed at the table? (If you can use a miniature of a female barbarian without a top, I can't see that you should complain.)

I might have to switch to safer, larger dice that are fairly swallowproof.

And plastic sheet holders for my characters so that the drooling doesn't mysteriously change my hitpoints.

I can fit my dice in the diaperbag.

I can design scenarios around magical childrens' toys.

I can even kill martians one-handed if necessary.


Comments (4)

djinn:

Hmmm. Some kind of serious magic going on in your household. Are you planning on breastfeeding *this* child? What do you do for that? Some kind of hormone therapy?

I'm so glad I wasn't the only one confused by that.

Amber Trivia: Weir ladies can breastfeed any kid they've been around for at least a couple weeks.

MT Fierce:

[rolls eyes] I'm plotting for the future.

Apparently, pierced nipples and breastfeeding don't mix. Whodathunkit?

Check out my "Gaming...With Children" column at GamingReport.com.

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