It Slices! It Dices!

Ghost Pirates! Arrrrr.

[slightly reconstructed]

The LintKing comments idly, "I want her to have a ghost ship under the mecha rules."

"I suppose," I consider, "maybe the stress of another sea journey might bring out that particular pirate ancestor."

"But it's not very practical," he sighs and takes a sip of his tea.

"How about a ghost life raft?" I offer.

He starts chuckling. "How does that work? `Arrr, me mateys, we'll haunt this raft 'til our curse be lifted!'"

"Ghost ships getting scuttled by other ghost ships," I say in an 'of course' sense.

"`Alas, bein' forced to walk the plank after I be already dead...'"