The adventure read in part, "The Mystery Machine team has gone missing." Chatterbox was Rubber Ducky Boy. Then Rubber Ducky Girl. We just called her "Ducky." We also had "Danger Dude" (referred to as, erm, 'Dude') played by Dave, Debbie the Homecoming Queen (played by the LintKing), and the Green Avenger (played by Rainbow K). No kidding. (No relation to Caine, either.)
The adventure was crafted off a silly version of "Lonesome October" where the superhero team (the "Krime Kickers") was sent to "Rippersville." It turned out that the mayonnaise from "Big C's Supermarket" had gone off...in an awakened sense, and changed the Gang into various monstrous types. Not my most inspired plot, but it was still fun.
The one question that kept coming up was...
"If a train leaves Lovecraft Station going 30 miles per hour, and is bound for Innsmouth, which is 60 miles away, but a raging toothy beast of indescribable terror is waiting halfway down the track, how long is it until dinner?"
Quotes in the extended entry.
[About the Mystery Machine Team]
"They're dorks. And that dog always tries to do something with my leg. Come to think about it, so does the quarterback." - the LintKing
[About the Excessive Force]
"You crush...you SMOOSH..." - Rainbow K
"That's what I do!" - Dave
[Danger Dude Has Cool Shades]
"I have night vision goggles -- there's no gun bunny ability that lets you penetrate darkness." - the LintKing
[Perfect Timing]
"Are we there yet?" - Ducky
[Running Down Vampires]
"Her hair shellac is good for 150." - Dave re: Debbie
"I can go faster, then." - Rainbow K
[Are You Wearing a Bikini As You Go Down Into the Cellar?]
"I don't want to GENERATE a monster." - the LintKing
[The Vampire Looks Good With Black Fingernails]
"I'm a winter." - GM
[Figure Of Speech]
"I'm going to crash for the night." - Rainbow K
"But you're not even ON your motorcycle." - Debbie, distracted
[Best Out of Context]
"I don't need a blanket. I'm a puddle." - Chatterbox
[No Need to Brag]
"And she says she's the smart one." - Debbie, who then turns OFF her broadcast unit and repeats.
[The Senior Breakfast]
"So, like, where are all the cute people?" - the LintKing
[He Can Get Specials on His Snacks]
"Scooby is over forty in dog years." - Chatterbox
[Half-Blind Vs. Appearance of 5]
"So, you're a pretty young thing." - NPC Geezer
"Like, DUH." - Debbie
[Side-Skill Conversation]
"So you could tightrope walk in heels?" - Dave
"Yeah, but probably not without them." - the LintKing
[Notes for Jelica]
"You have to know these things when you're a queen, you know." - the LintKing
[Before Bedtime]
"When will we be saving the world?" - Chatterbox
[Dude Makes a Smarts Roll]
"High heels hurt. It's heavier than _her_, too." - Dude
[Appearance is EVERYTHING]
"I would have had a five if I didn't need driving." - Rainbow K
"You wouldn't have had a five if you were going 90 without a driving skill." - the LintKing
[Ladies First?]
"I step out of the way so she can go ahead." - Rainbow K
"I don't go ahead." - the LintKing
[The 3-Headed Broadway Star Ghost of Christmas Present]
"What is it now?" - Rainbow K
"Chanukah Music?" - Chatterbox
[Never Trust an Elevator]
"3-2-1-B for Boom!" - GM
[Blind Babe]
"HeLLOO, where did everybody go?" - Debbie
[Not a Figure of Speech]
"...and maybe there's a puddle over there that's Ducky." - Rainbow K
[After the Quotes Are Finished]
"Keep reading." - Chatterbox
"That's all of them." - GM
"So keep writing, then." - Chatterbox
Comments (1)
coolness...
and welcome back!
Posted by Arref | February 1, 2003 5:50 PM
Posted on February 1, 2003 17:50