Her First Time
Can I play a unicorn? How about a human with a horn? Can I fly? Can I be an elf? Can I have two swords? I have boomerangs, too. I can heal people. I tell them to stop fighting. I try to get between them, without scaring the horse. I hit the man on the horse. "I didn't know you were the good guy." I try to heal him. I accidentally killed the wrong person, didn't I? I go on to the city. I'm not scared of the dark. I tell the man on the road it's none of his business. I tell him I'm pretty good with my swords. I don't want any of his orange juice. I don't want any of his toast, or his oatmeal, or anything. Yes, of course he can come along to fight werewolves if he doesn't get in the way. Can we go save the world now? Can we do more gaming? Can we do more gaming? Can we do more gaming?
She's six. She's hooked.